A Fat Guy's Guide To Batanes

When going on a trip to one of the places you've always been dreaming of your entire life, it's very easy to forget the most essential things you'll need when you get there. This can happen because of excitement, fear, or just sheer laziness. So move your fat ass and…

Bucket List Item #1

Have a bottle (or more!) of the best beer in the world. Westvleteren 12.…

5 Things You Should Do To STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS KIND OF SHIT

Seriously though. Life isn't a series of steps. Don't try and follow any kind of list that tells you how to live your life. I hope this trend dies a slow, painful death. Under the fire of a thousand burning suns.…

Necessary Evils

George beamed on top of the stage to the crowd with a huge smile on his face. Loud cheering, applause and a slow chanting of his name echoed through the sea of shiny black robes with tiny hints of gold. He motioned his hand to stop the crowd's cheer. He…

Write Better

In six seconds, you’ll hate me. But in six months, you’ll be a better writer. From this point forward – at least for the next half year – you may not use “thought” verbs. These include: Thinks, Knows, Understands, Realizes, Believes, Wants, Remembers, Imagines, Desires, and a hundred others you…

Neverland

I can hear the steady beeping of the machines, see the flickering lights and hear the sound of air pumping. It's like an orchestra of machines playing the symphony of life. Peter was always a sickly child. He never had the chance to go out and play as much like…